radstunts:

thirteenth-zodiac-sign:

bllonde:

Dear tampon and pad companies:

Please make your items quieter to open.

Sincerely,

The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.

I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet. 

that is the single most british sentence i have ever read

(Source: rejective, via vanl0la)

Things my parents need to understand

• I don't like to be touched: that includes hugging and tapping me on the shoulder
• I spend all day in my bed when I am home: I'm too sad to do anything but lay there
• Many of my friends don't seem to care about me: wonder why I spend my weekends at home?
• Comments you make hurt: that includes the jokes
• I don't like to clean my room: the messiness is my organization
• You tell me I need to eat better: it feels like you're calling me fat
• You tell me I won't be able to have success: I think that's a given
• You have no confidence in me: I have none in me too
• You make me feel like shit: I already feel that way

fartgallery:

if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again

(via blo0dywrists)

sickboichildish:

nishlo:

nishlo:

CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT

DETAILS ARE SKETCHY

IT WILL BE HARD TO DRAW A CONCLUSION WITH THE LACK OF EVIDENCE.